Great Moments in Olympic Memorabilia History

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I’ll admit it, I really love the Olympics. Call me a sucker, but there’s just something about seeing top athletes from around the world gather in the spirit of friendship and competition to engage in sports you’ve barely heard of. … Continue reading

Deadliest Catch Recap 7/24/12: Drive All Night Just To Get Back Home

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Well folks, here we are. The concluding chapter of a hellish season on the Bering Sea. And what a season, huh? I truly hope you’ve enjoyed reading this shit as much as I have very much enjoyed writing it. You’ve … Continue reading

Advertising? More Like “Dumb”-Vertising! Hahaha! Er, or Maybe “Bad”-Vertising?

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Have you guys seen that Modelo commercial where the three “hipster” dudes walk into the bar and the narrator’s talking about how mathematically awesome they are? And he says something about the group’s “Ace in the Hole”? The “garage rock … Continue reading

Deadliest Catch Recap 7/17/12: Do It Like They Do On The Discovery Channel

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This week’s was the penultimate installment of Season 8 – just one more episode left! I’m kinda sad about that already, guys 😦 Anyway, we’re almost in the home stretch of opies, and no one seems to be having an … Continue reading

Deadliest Catch Recap 7/10/12: Dance in the Dark of Night

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Okay! Everyone is back at Dutch Harbor this week and ready to rock again, as the Arctic ice pack that immobilized most of the fleet last time has been pushed back by strong southerly winds. The much-belated opilio season still … Continue reading

Deadliest Catch Recap 7/3/12 – All That You Can’t Leave Behind

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Hey, y’all! I hope everyone had a great Fourth Day Of The Month Of July. I stayed inside for most of it due to it being hot as hell here, but I did have some awesome peach cobbler, so it … Continue reading

Admit It, You Loved That Song. You STILL Love That Song.

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If there’s one thing to be found on my iPod – aside from J-Pop, early 20th century classical music, klezmir, and Serbian prog rock, that is – it’s somewhat obnoxious pop songs of yesteryear. You often hear people say that … Continue reading

Deadliest Catch Recap 6/19/12 AND 6/26/12: From Hell’s Heart I Crab At Thee

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Hey y’all, it’s great to be back! After a week away with no television whatsoever (well, except for a couple of minutes of last week’s Portugal-Czech Republic match on a bar TV), I doubled-down on crab this week. This recap … Continue reading

Revolving Doors‽‽‽ The Future™ is here!

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“What the hell is this? Some quadfurcated glass cylinder of death and maiming? Do I have to wait for safety? Does safety only come after an infuriating passage of time?” “Yesssss… [beat] Noooo… Man! Very nice! Works every time.!” Lots of … Continue reading

The worst thing White people have ever done…

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According to reliable science, the summer of 1999 was the first time in the United States that the self-reported ethnicity surveys showed that the population of white people went down. Why? “Them dang Negros breed like rabbits!” Hah, hah, no, … Continue reading